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The Night Before Christmas-In Texas, That Is
Not that I'd buy my darling oats or hay, they got other stuff as well. Everything from new gum boots to poetry books, to please a country Gal! While I'm there, I'll get my dog, a rawhide bone to chew, A little sweet feed for my ponies, and my Christmas shopping's through. For some reason Linda don't even want my help when it comes to shopping for the kids and relatives, which don't really bother me much.
Mike writes a weekly "Meadow Muffin," like the poem above written for the week of December 16, Christmas in the Arizona desert ain't quite like in the story book. An' poor ol' Martha Stewart would be aghast at what we cook. An' did ya ever try to decorate a twenty foot saguaro, That's why Arizona Christmas is "manana, or "tomorrow.
Prancer he got snakebit, an' Rudolph contracted gout. The ol' elf hisself could hardly walk because of prickly heat. So nowadays fer Christmas we don't do much 'cept set around an' eat.
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Now our Christmas vittles may feature such delectable cuisine, as rattle snake burritos, an' some dip that's plum' obscene. Oft times we'll warm up with some Mexican hor d oeuvres.
Like deep fried jalapenos, fondued in prickly pear preserves. Some Javelina tacos, and a Shish kabob of lamb.
Scrambled eggs with Chorizo an a bit of chopped up Spam. Now I know this talk of Christmas fare has got you salivatin', But this stuff is just warm-up that we eat while we're awaitin', Fer the wimmen folk to bring out the dish that's staple to us here. Served with quiet reverence and a can of cold Budweiser Beer.
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Now afore I further bone out this here sublime Yule tide creation, so's you'll know we're cosmopolitan, let me share some information. We set out our finest China that we got at Safeway over time. Linen from Nogales that's embroidered green an' lime. Ma drags out her silverware, the set that matches purty much. That's been safely stuck away in her antique mesquite wood hutch. Then we serve all the usual stuff that you do when you're the host. Should he get him a hoss? But no horse was nearby; only longhorns around. So they huddled to ponder just what could be done To deliver those toys for the kids Christmas fun.
Things were downright disgusting, when suddenly came A small Texas voice calling Santa by name All the Rangers were called and they split up that load, And giving a whoop, all directions they rode! Dropped a big load of footballs, bid the skyline goodbye. All the oil towers were lighted; the air seemed alive As he headed for Houston on I At the Astrodome, someone had left him a treat - Fresh barbecue, chili, and nachos to eat! His huge load of toys got dropped off, one by one. To each sleeping child and his dad and his mum.
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